by baseball100 March 15, 2024

i did a dirty alisam
by daddies issues ;) January 16, 2024

When fucking someone from behind, stick your pointer and middle finger inside the asshole and get some shit on it. When they turn around to yell at you wipe it on their top lip so it looks like a Hitler stache
by Spencer Reinig November 26, 2021

The act of inviting a girl over to your house for sexual reasons then hiding from them asking if they can go home because u have never have never even touched a female breast while rigorously pleasuring ur anus while masturbating photos of a man called woody
by woody7192 April 11, 2024

I went to go down on Blow Job Betty last night and had to back off because I was met with a large waft from her dirty shrimp dinner.
by Lickus Dickliosis April 6, 2017

When your girl let you do her in the ass and you pull out to give her a break cause it's hurting her. Then you look down to see shit on you dick so you get turned off and go limp.
We were having anal sex in the shower last night and but we didn't finish cause she gave me a dirty straw.
by 89anderson June 10, 2017

When somebody is pegging there grandpa while he shats out ballistic charts on your balls and makes them move like a punching bag while calling you a good ass boy while a little kid defacates in your mouth.
by vxid.ryft March 28, 2025
