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999 Day

December 8th, the day we lost Jarad Higgins, better known as Juice WRLD. Will now be known as 999 day and will be a day to remember the young legend and all that he did. Fly high Juice, 999 forever 🙏🏽 🕊
Person 1: Bro did you know it’s 999 day today?
Person 2: Fr??? Fuck. Put on some Death Race For Love.
by Dixnnn December 9, 2020
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National hold hands day

On March 9th you try hold hands with as many people as possible
“Let’s hold hands”
“Why”
It’s National hold hands day
“Bet”
by Yejdbdnd March 8, 2022
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BDD (bad dick day) :(

A BDD is the opposite of a GDD (good dick day). This is a man's worse nightmare when he is thinking about pulling his manhood out in front of his friends or a girl. Guys can do an assessment of their dick by looking/grabbing shortly and can determine whether or not he is going to wish he never pulled his johnson out. But let's be honest, every guy has BDDs, we just try to limit the exposure of them so that our buddies don't think we have a micropenis! Causes of BDDs can include the cold, nervousness, post gym, just got out of the pool, being repulsed by a fat sow of a woman, or if you are just being a fucking cuck.
B- "Damn bro check this shit out, my dick is saggin' and looks good as fuck right now!"
K- "Wow! That is a nice, flaccid looking cock, man! I wish mine looked that big..."
B- "Ah don't say that man, we all have BDDs. It's all dependent on the kind of day you're having."
K- "Well I guess I've had a BDD for the past 8 months because my wife never wants to let me have sex with her. When I try to she just laughs and says 'Is it in yet?' Then she invites Michael over and he beats that shit up..."
B- "That's fucking why you cuck, you've turned yourself into a BDD having loser. LMAO"
K- "What causes BDDs bro? I need to have sex with my wife!"
B- "Well BDDs or bad dick days, is when your cock is not looking its finest and it looks like a Hershey kiss. They can be caused by a good pump from the gym, being cold, or in your case, just being a cuckboy beta male sissy dick."
K- "Do you want to fuck my wife?"
B- "Bro..."

BDD (bad dick day) :(
by CoolHandLuke567 March 27, 2023
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Choke a girl and kiss her day

13 November is national choke a girl and kiss her day

Go choke and kiss a girl
Choke a girl and kiss her day is very good day
by Ananas95brekung November 8, 2020
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national homeboy day

a day where you show your hbs appreciation.
today is national homeboy day !”
by wendelvicfor August 9, 2023
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Dubay All Day

a phrase coined by Professor Dave Explains in his "Reacting to Rapping Flat Earther While Drinking" video that I absolutely adore.
'Dubay All Day' refers to acting Flat-Earthy, equivalent to that of E. Dubay, a famous Flat Earther.
Dickenbalz: "Flat Earth is real! Open your ears!"
Kyle: "Wow, you went full Dubay All Day on me."
by MartianSupremacist December 1, 2024
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National Booty-Pic Day

officially, National Booty-Pic Day is celebrated on October 5th. On this day shall you send a booty-pic to your bf/gf or your crush!
Tommorrow is National Booty-Pic Day, you know what that means... send a booty-pic to papa!
by Skinny Peen October 5, 2019
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