Dirty platapus

Dirty platapus is a sexual deviant, usually one of emotional immaturity and sharp witted much like it's animal cousins it's venomous nature can make it dangerous when cornered. Also has natural mad dancing skills.

Don't be such a dirty platapus all the time, you don't have to choke them all the time.

by Not plat March 8, 2020

Dirty Carpet

Verb; The Act of rolling shit under ones Vagina

I just Gave my girlfriend a dirty Dirty carpet.

by The dirty dinosaur June 16, 2011

dirty katrena

The sexy act of a female adorning her pussy with glitter and stars for a weekend party. Then she meets a man for sex on Monday and while fucking her from behind he pulls out to find a gold star on the head of his dick. He got a dirty katrena.

I met this hottie for a nooner on on Monday and while fucking her from behind I pulled out and had a gold star on my Dick. I yelled, I’ve been waiting my entire life to finally get a dirty Katrena.

by Friends of Fig March 14, 2023

Dirty Milan

Having sex with white mold on your penis.

It's a way to show true love to pass on the mold in the vagina of the person's partner

He wanted to do a Dirty Milan with me but i'm not ready for that kind of relationship yet

by Yumi Ishiyama March 22, 2023

dirty jettln

this is a movement in which one sticks there toes in a drunk mans asshole anally clipping their nails

dude i got dirty jettln'd last night

by dickwitcha April 28, 2020

dirty nandine

When your cousin can’t get to u so he uses ur younger sister and u just sit and watch painfully.

Sitting in the front seat of the car is dirty Nandine younger sister exploring-.

by anonymous August 3, 2021

dirty future

a white individual that is very annoying. he always tries to get in your business and is so fucking dumb. he most likely has curly hair and blue eyes. He will show up to your locker room and dip your mouthguard in the toilet

look its dirty future

by dirtymen January 17, 2023