April 9 - National Dirty Texting and Nudes day

APRIL 9 is National Dirty Texting and Nudes day!

Text that somebody special everything you wish you could do to them and show them what they’re missing out on!!

New chat - Hey! Today is April 9 - National dirty texting and nudes day! I want to fuck you!…here’s what you’re missing out on

New snap

Received chat - I would love that…come over!!

by fuckdonkeysass April 9, 2024

International baby cow day

A day where baby cows are to be celebrated on December 3rd

International Baby Cow Day is a day where you slaughter a whole bunch of baby cows...I think?

by goshdarndiggitydammit April 10, 2024

National soapy thighs day

if a person asks for soapy thigh pics it would be considered rude not to hand them over
this day is on April 10th

Random generated names used
Viktor: "hey bro did you know its National soapy thighs day?"
Random arsonist femboy: "No I didnt here take some"

by Not a femboy <3 April 10, 2024

National Paloi is happy day

NATIONAL PALOI ID HAPPY DAY IS THE DAY WHERE PALOI IS ALWAYS HAPPY BECAUSE OF DADDY

“Wow babe can you believe how happy i am today?”
“Well duh it’s national paloi is happy day”

by user20304404045 April 10, 2024

HAPPY TIMEWASTER DAY

This is a day to appreciate your specific anyone that felt like wasted your time over the past or present. Let them know that they are great waste of time to you and other ppl. You get so attached to them that you forget they might be using you or just making you think they part of your life which they aren’t. At the end their ass gonna leave you question less and won’t even explain why or it could just be they just wanted to know for a while and have a roster.

So be safe out there king and queens 👑 !!!

STAY AWOKE ALWAYS ‼️

Emily : hey, we should go out this Saturday to this cafe ?

John : I can’t I am going to have to study for my exam

Emily : that’s cool maybe once you’re free

John : ye for sure

Emily: …*reschedules plan*

John : left on delieverd

HAPPY TIMEWASTER DAY : someone who comes in your life or a person/thing/ or anything that make u believe u wasting your value at them.

by Purr454 April 10, 2024

National Fuck Snowblind Day

On april 10th everyone says "Fuck snowblind". No one likes snowblind he touch kids.

"its national fuck snowblind day tomorrow"

by cronk64 April 10, 2024

national tell your crush you like them day!

APRIL 11 or 12th!
you tell your crush you like them on april 11th or 12th!
(kiss em’ if you’re brave enough)

“hey man, its april 11th”
“yeah?”

“i like you”
“ayy no way, i like you too!”
or
“its april 12th. you know what that means?”
“what?”
“its national tell your crush you like them day!”
“NO”
“do it.”

by i break into song sometimes April 11, 2024