National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.
Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
by TheRandomGuy_BD June 02, 2022
by Iriella October 02, 2022
The 11th day of every month it is print day on this day you send a print of you cock to the women you want relations with (If Your Brave)
by David Gates May 11, 2021
Like a normal hoarder but with digital items instead of physical ones.
Somebody that saves all their emails from the beginning of time, or downloads movies never to be watched.
Somebody that saves all their emails from the beginning of time, or downloads movies never to be watched.
I pirated the entire Harry Potter collection but have no plans to read any of it. I am a modern-day hoarder.
by Pimp Rob May 18, 2016
by Smalls1365 November 05, 2022
The second thursday of each month Jairo gets to order pizza & breadsticks of his coworkers choosing! #jairopizzaday
Hey Taylor, it's the second Thursday of September! You know what that means!
No way Abby! It's Jairo order pizza day!!
No way Abby! It's Jairo order pizza day!!
by Circle1234 September 14, 2023
The second thursday of each month Jairo gets to order pizza & breadsticks of his coworkers choosing! #jairopizzaday
Hey Taylor, it's the second Thursday of September! You know what that means!
No way Abby! It's Jairo order pizza day!!
No way Abby! It's Jairo order pizza day!!
by Circle1234 September 14, 2023