Turtle Lids

To describe to state of ones eyes after one participates in smoking canabis in large quanties.
The general state of a persons eyes when they're heavily stoned known to other stoners as Turtle lids.
by Rolfy22 June 18, 2007
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Tipsy Turtle

An individual that likes to drink and eat with friends. Drinks usually consist of beer, though not limited to it solely. They enjoy the company of friends and doing shared hobbies together, usually a bit tipsy, provided there is money for beer.
Damn, Rob is one Tipsy Turtle tonight!
by Kev!n July 28, 2010
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dancing turtle

that dancing turtle is very not ok
by turtlemangirlbye November 05, 2021
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Turtle Shell On A Monkey Bar

Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.
"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."
by BOSS*bitch June 10, 2015
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Turtle day

A day when after every word you say you have to say turtle.
How's your day going "turtle". Oh it's going great "turtle". Why are we saying turtle. Because it's Turtle day
by Turtle kween hehe April 13, 2019
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turtle peckin

when you’ve got a turd pokin out yer bung hole
man I’ve gotta shit so bad I’ve got a turtle peckin!
by olmanjoe May 11, 2020
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