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Internet troll

Usually fat ginger kids with ugly girlfriends. Tries to troll people but usually they are the troll. 9/10 they are posting something on their Snapchat story to a create false impression
by Karmanitch December 12, 2019
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It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly
It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly

October 28, 2003 - Life really Is short. Jesus…
by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023
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"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.
My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
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internet whore

Someone who performs sex acts through live video chat or sends nude pictures of themselves to multiple different people through their own choice. It is like being a whore, but over the Internet.
She is such an "internet whore", she's had Skype sex with three different guys this week!
by A crazy girl with eyes June 5, 2016
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Internet scurvy

1. A common occurrence when a person playing (often games) on the internet neglects to eat or drink food for a long enough period that they die or their body atrophies to a husk.

2. A tragic plague that struck many internet pirates after limewire went down
"Did you hear about that Korean Starcraft player?"
"No what?"
"He died of internet scurvy in an internet cafe surrounded by food after playing starcraft for 40 hours"
by Captain Book January 23, 2013
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oblivious to the internet

Not knowing of popular or growing trends/memes on the internet.
"Johnny is so oblivious to the internet! He doesn't even know what Dat boi is!"
by That1PersonWhoDefinesThings January 4, 2017
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internet friends

a type of friends that you met on the internet or social medias.
by replies November 30, 2022
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