A big man from the streets of Grimsby who lives in a box and likes men and gets it up the behind and loves the French
He is a bit of Matthew
by Toiletnuker69 May 31, 2022
Get the Matthewmug. He is a sexy mofo who pulls all the bitch around. He is handsome as hell, he has a huge cock and all the ladies are trying to hoop on it at party’s.
by Bella Trevor January 25, 2022
Get the Matthew Thorpemug. He knows more than he thinks, but is not as smart as he proclaims, ever the dramatizer, he likes to exaggerate which leads to inconsistencies in his stories. He is effortlessly handsome, but cute at the same time. And he tries to tell the truth, in the most innocent way possible. Always one for dad jokes and puns, he'll often leave you cringing to yourself, and sometimes his comebacks are on point. He has had an awkward social life, and broken the hearts of many friends and acquaintances. A gamer who never rages, a hiker who is lacking lungs for running, a musician who can't sing(but does so anyway), and a friend who won't leave you alone(both a pro and con).
Texting
Crush: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
*proceeds to jump off bridge*
Matthew: *into my arms*
Crush: Cringy ***** lmao
Crush: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
*proceeds to jump off bridge*
Matthew: *into my arms*
Crush: Cringy ***** lmao
by Kyle_Walker13 December 1, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. He's smart, annoying , badass and stinkin hilarious !! He's like an older cooler brother, he's a great schemer so it's probably in your best interests to have him on your side in a simulation.
Matthewing things up
by The innocenter one April 27, 2024
Get the Matthewmug. 
Matthew is a kind, sweet, caring, and cute guy with whom you will fall in love the second you meet. All the girls want to be with him, and all the boys are jealous. But he devotes his heart to one adorable girl.
by TotallyNotAlisha October 14, 2022
Get the Matthewmug. "Ew, its Matthew the batty man"
by big bad mon May 29, 2022
Get the Matthewmug.