Kyle

eats his dog named Kirby without guilt because he's emotionless

Kyle likes eating his dog

by ppman2001 November 21, 2021

kyle

kyle is hmmm hot, cool, nicotine addict; alcohol. He is super quiet until he is with his stoner buddies in the school bathroom. he will fuck with your head till the day that you die but she he loves looking at some big ole TIDDIES.

omg kyle is so hot i'm going to send him a tittie pic :))

by mommyyyyy3 January 24, 2022

Kyle

Usually a bellow average human that will not go very far in life but will do his best trying. Typically people around Kyle will recognize him/her as a bag of dicks and kick Kyle repeatedly.

Brian: wow look at that kyle over there! Lets go kick him in the dick

Everyone else: Of course! What else are you supposed to do with a kyle

by I’ll_doubleleg_you May 30, 2020

Kyle

A very intense and angry dude but not really an asshole. Probably has daddy issues.

A: You see that dude punching the wall and screaming?
B: Probably a Kyle

by jmmp2803 January 21, 2022

Kyle

A Kyle is an individual who lives solely on Monster Energy and domestic abuse. This creature will be found at has stations around 2am attempting to purchase alcohol and will commonly be found adorned in a sideways cap, at least 4 face tattoos, and sagging cargo shorts at most mid thigh level while spouting a racial slur approximately every 3 words. The most common signs of a Kyle passing through recently is holes in drywalling and used Juul pods and cigarette butts.

Sarah: why are there so many new paintings in your apartment?

Stacy: Kyle's ID is expired so he couldn't buy his Newports

by DrangleicTrash June 29, 2019

Kyle Slechta

A german

Nien Kyle Slechta

by Mr. Dinglebottem July 14, 2022

Kyle

Nobody cares stop making theese dumb definitions of random even fake people

I love not retarded people like kyle

by Rapist86 November 25, 2020