Shower shit

When you shit into a shower drain because you don't want to get out of the shower

Roommate: bro, It smells like someone took a crap in the shower

You: yeah, I took a shower shit

by Shmeebledorf November 23, 2019

Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain

A sex act between at least one male and another partner. The male sneaks up behind a closed shower curtain while the other is in the active act of showering. The male then grabs the person in shower wrapping the shower curtain around there wet naked body. The penis is shoved against the curtain to insert into the person in the shower. The curtain acts as a semen barrier from this point on. This act should continue until climax or until the water starts turning cold.

Babe I'm too tired to do the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain. Can we do the Pennsylvania Dutch Breakfast instead?

by GermanPizzaEater January 9, 2023

spunk shower

A jizz facial delivered to a female by one or more men at once. bukakke

That slut got a spunk shower by 6 dudes last night.

by Jimmythejerk May 24, 2018

shower argument

a hypothetical argument you make up in your head while taking a shower, where you win almost all the time

dude just won a shower argument

by userhandlegoeshere October 4, 2023

shower fossil

Empty or used items left in a shower or bath.

I went to wash my hair and picked up two shower fossils before I found a shampoo bottle that had anything in it.

by Scotti Foxx August 25, 2010

fo-shower

showering without washing your hair. typically people do this when they exercise at night and still want to take a shower in the morning.

Carla: "i just got back from the gym but i think im gonna take a fo-shower because i need to shower tomorrow before work"

Martha: "that's kind of gross, but i would totes do the same thing"

by jswizzle4 January 30, 2012

Baby shower

When you work for 3-4 years to fill up a water tower full of semen and once it's completely filled activate the pipes

I gave a whole town a baby shower

by LANDON IS DUMBB December 9, 2024