bakers cock ring

A Bakers Cock Ring is when one (usually elderly men) raps a twist tie around their cock to pervert it from leaking.

I used to leak everywhere before I started using a Bakers cock ring

by Ipoopmypants.com February 17, 2022

Ring The Gong

It is about to go down? Then it’s time to ring the gong. It is an expression that completely captures the essence of intensity and adrenaline.

Ricky: Bill we saw your girlfriend Lucy flirting with some Italian guy at the bar

Bill: What’s the address

Mike: Oh shit. Ring the gong!

by Meditation Papi February 27, 2022

ringing

A word used by northern b******s to describe something being dirty or filthy. This word is more commonly used in the North East of the UK, Middlesbrough, Newcastle, Hull etc.

that fooking cable is fooking ringing mate

by alwaysright118 March 3, 2022

Ho rings

Ghetto hoop earrings. The bigger the ring, the more loose the girl is.

Damn that girl has some big ho rings

by dlfl March 5, 2022

Ring Of Fire

The most cruel spot an oil filter has ever been placed. Dare I say, more cruel than a Ram 1500. This only appears on Subarus with an EJ 253 engine, basically the exhaust system is wrapped around the oil filter which causes the oil inside to be scalding hot, more than what is normal for any filter, as well as the exhaust around the filter. Ring Of Fire is a nickname given to it by mechanics/technicians alike, and rightfully so. Depending on how long the car has been driving, the exhaust can reach temperatures of up 1,600 degrees and will literally melt your gloves before you get within even 3 inches of the filter.

Anybody who drives a ring of fire is the bane of my existence. 🖕

by all-hail-cthulhu January 13, 2026

Ring Barking

When you are screaming to deficate, turtle head poking brown dragon peaking out your hole and you rush in to the toilet - let it rip without realising there is zero toilet paper, none whatsoever, just the brown cardboard cylindrical centre. Unroll the brown cardboard from its triangular edge and create what resembles a piece of bark. Now wipe your ring'ole with this. This is the act of ring barking.

Had two options, rip one off in the sink and use the tap as a bidet or full ring barking hunter gather style. Went with the latter.

by Boogaloo_Shyrimp January 14, 2026

ring ding

A coordinated act in which two adults urinate simultaneously into the same toilet, with one participant seated and the other standing, the latter positioning themselves to direct urine through the space between the seated participant’s legs.

Due to poor planning and limited facilities, the situation briefly devolved into a ring ding.

by tintwisted January 16, 2026