poo ness

The definition of something thats really bad! i mean even worse than cutting your balls off with a rusty pair of scissors

Last time cat went out she claimed it was poo ness

by BennyG83 June 16, 2008

poo tard

i little bitch that thinks they’re always right

monica: “kassidi was such a poo tard yesterday”

lexi: “ i know right, she wouldn’t shut up on how the earth is flat”

by frick kassidi March 17, 2019

wangle-poo

Some thing that workes but fucks up when you really need it.

Wangle-poo my nan had cancer and i need the money but she pulled though damm

by jingle joy August 14, 2009

poo worm

poo worms worms made from poo. Origin of phrase related to the misconception that poo worms are found in oysters contaminated with PSP (Parasitic Shellfish Poisoning).

poo worms i.e. "You are a giant poo worm." i.e.- "Your face is a pooworm."

by Wally Stumplifter January 14, 2010

Poo Crayon

A small slender piece of poo that you can easily hold and draw with like a crayon. You can even wrap some paper around it to add to the effect.

Tara loves to write on Ryan's chest with a poo crayon

by Joemaster Bates June 3, 2009

pooing problem

Urban phrase for a person (usually not a child or a senior citizen) who inadvertently poos their pants on a regular basis.

Not to be confused with farty marty

Yo. I think that Matt Margolis has a pooing problem. Man. Look at that big brown stain on his bastedo pants. It's startin' to drip on the floor. That ain't w00t at all.

One day, Farty Marty let one rip hard and a few months later he had a pooing problem.

by fifteen minutes September 10, 2004

Processed Poo

A stool that consists of 90% or more processed food stuffs.

May be quite hard to pass & have a faint smell of 'american' cheese.

"dang bro i curled out a real processed poo this morn! bitch was stuck up all in me"

"homie thats what happen when you eat that crap. i no its cheap but it sure dont pass man, be sure it dont pass"

"true, true"

by Fulke_Greville August 23, 2011