purple python head

When a males penis head turns purple.

Man i have a purple python head

by Kayla baby June 11, 2008

Purple Bawlzie

A term for what happens when a man has his balls tickled for too long and large amounts of blood accumulate in the testicles

"I gave him a purple bawlzie"

by PHartsniffer March 3, 2021

purple dog

Someone who often acts as an idiot.

Mark: Man, Jon is such a purple dog.

by Lolimboi May 24, 2018

Purple pumpkin

Typically after an especially brutal session of anal penetration when the males member or device is removed from the anus the inner anal passageway folds out surrounding the extracted shaft and exposing the inner side of the bruised anus; also known as pink sock for women with more melanin in their skin.

I cant even sit straight after Jamal gave me the worst purple pumpkin last Friday.

by DickTater December 16, 2023

Purple is a fruit

a very believable and honest description of pure knowledge... and fuck my life perpendicular... YELLOWISACOLORTOO, as if i would pour more ketchup when absolutely necessary. i mean, yea bitch lets give donald trump a brick. Im NoT a PuBeScEnT chair leg im just a person with high expectations

Purple is a fruit, and yer a wizard harry!
Elmo: "whats your favourite froot?

Billy: "its a gra...."
Elmo: "PURPLE IS A FROOT WORSHIP MEEEEE!?!?!?"

by Incognito doorbell October 2, 2017

Purple Anthrax

A delightful strain of weed that will fill you with bliss. It makes you feel as if you are at the edge of reality. It is an indica based hybrid cultivated and only available in Riverview.

"bro this shit must be that purple anthrax. my fingernails fell off after one hit"
"what bro?"
"....."

by b1g sm0ke numba #n1ne January 9, 2021

Purple

Girls are pink, boys are blue. Blue + Pink=Purple

Don't do purple at the sleepover!

by Fir3Nva September 18, 2019