Jordan

Trash man looks like red dragon bad at math and social skills.

jordan is a jordan

by manhandler bob September 24, 2021

Jordan

Jordans a leader who points guns at police and knows how to have a good time. Never afraid to say the N word and drives a small green car. Also a badass

I enjoy being around Jordan. He is such a Jordan

by Hughjass22 November 25, 2023

jordan

she is a funny ass bitch and has so many names lol um she like dick and would love for you to give it to her lol she also plays softball and um really likes those balls if you know what i mean

jordan - give me your balls

me - yes

by ciara m April 29, 2019

Jordan

a white country, cow tippin' micro-penis boy, who gets no bitches

Jordan is a bitch.

by justinpimpin'rolin44 June 27, 2022

LOYAL CORNER WOMAN JORDAN

THIS PERSON IS SO VERY EPIC AND POGGERS AND WE LOVE THEM AND I WOULD GIVE MY TWITCH PRINE SUBSCRIPTION TO THEM IF THERE WAS A TWITCH IRL AND THEYRE SO COOL AND AWESOME AND IM VERY PROUD OF THEM!!!

„hey, have you heard of loyal corner woman jordan?“

„YEAH THEYRE MY BEST FRIEND LIKE LITERALLY. THEYRE SO COOL. WE STAN THEM.“

by GHOSTSTEDDY July 1, 2021

the Michael Jordan of

Someone who is considered as the greatest in their respective sports

Messi is the Michael Jordan of football

by d3adp0ol23 January 31, 2024

Jordan Peterson

I don't think this is knowable.

Joe Rogan: Jordan, did you shit in the sink?
Jordan Peterson: You're going to have to define "sink" and what exactly it means to "shit".
Ben Shapiro: A sink is a a fixed basin with a water supply and a drain. "Shit" is an English-language profanity. As a noun, it refers to fecal matter, and as a verb it means to defecate; in the plural, it means diarrhea.
Jordan Peterson: So by your logic, even a toilet is a sink?
Joe Rogan: Fuck you, Jordan.

by Palm Knee July 1, 2025