Cornelis

He is an awesome beautiful boy who always smells good and loves everyone unconditionally. He will make you happy no matter what. And when you speak your mind to him, he will always listen, be companionate, and understand your feelings because that's how Corn is <33. He is a blonde, tall, and super strong. He is also very smart and talented. He learns faster than anyone else, and he is super good at coding. Cornelis doesn't care about any one's opinions except from the person he cares the most. He is good with people. He is very outgoing, speaks his mind, and has a strong character. If you meet a Cornelis, treat him well, give him Jelly Tots, and hug him all the time.

I LOVE CORNELIS >:)

by Eliayayayyayayaya November 24, 2021

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The Kehler corn pop

When you oil up a garden fresh cob of corn and aggressively ram someone’s asshole with it. Then, afterward, you roast the corn over an open fire and share the resulting popcorn, drizzled heavily with steaming load of hot JIZz.

Did you hear about Jumbo Jim? He gave his buddy Ragtime Robert the Kehler Corn Pop last night. I didn’t even know he liked popcorn.

by Zirellryk November 24, 2021

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Corn Doggin

Adj - Used to describe deceptive or dodgy behavior driven by guilt, anxiety, lack of confidence, and or how one perceives how they are being received.

Hey Jason, how did that job interview at Indentured Co. go yesterday?

“Oh, my car broke down on the way and I had to tow it back to my house for repairs, change my oil, and feed my cat so I couldn’t make it… It’s cool though, I’m going to call tomorrow and reschedule. “

Wtf… Quit corn doggin’ and call now!

by Vox Dom November 23, 2021

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