Poo Envy

This happens when your friend tells you he is in desperate need of a turn out and all of a sudden you get who envy and your bum piece starts fluctuating, you immediately think 'where is the nearest toilet?'
Also known as
Bum Yawn Syndrome

Barry "okay leave me alone now I am in desperate need of a poo"
Richard "oh god I've got poo envy now"

by UncleRico1979 September 20, 2014

poo ness

The definition of something thats really bad! i mean even worse than cutting your balls off with a rusty pair of scissors

Last time cat went out she claimed it was poo ness

by BennyG83 June 16, 2008

poo tard

i little bitch that thinks they’re always right

monica: “kassidi was such a poo tard yesterday”

lexi: “ i know right, she wouldn’t shut up on how the earth is flat”

by frick kassidi March 17, 2019

poo worm

poo worms worms made from poo. Origin of phrase related to the misconception that poo worms are found in oysters contaminated with PSP (Parasitic Shellfish Poisoning).

poo worms i.e. "You are a giant poo worm." i.e.- "Your face is a pooworm."

by Wally Stumplifter January 14, 2010

Poo Kiss

When you're drunk and unknowingly sit on the toilet lid and leave a little butthole smooch of shit.

So I walked into the bathroom and noticed drunk Rob left a little Poo kiss on the toilet. Couldn't get the lid up I guess.

by DirtyBradnSteve March 18, 2017

Suzy poo

A dumb bitch named lexi that lives to do stupid stuff and acts like she’s on crack but her friends still love her

Layla: hey look there’s Suzy poo
Miranda: ahh yea she’s a crackhead
Kady: but we still love her
Bryce: she’s a bitch too ngl

by Russianmaster69 March 12, 2020

Processed Poo

A stool that consists of 90% or more processed food stuffs.

May be quite hard to pass & have a faint smell of 'american' cheese.

"dang bro i curled out a real processed poo this morn! bitch was stuck up all in me"

"homie thats what happen when you eat that crap. i no its cheap but it sure dont pass man, be sure it dont pass"

"true, true"

by Fulke_Greville August 23, 2011