When a girl eats a huge meal too fast to properly digest it and then later on she gets face fucked violently until she blows chunks...
Old town mouth chowder
by sugar sprinkles July 12, 2009
Luke told Jen that she hates Canadians. Jen then told Luke that she is actually a Canadian. Open mouth, insert foot.
I told Sam I'd bang Darren's wife 'cause she is so hot, when Darren was actually behind me the whole time. I practically opened my mouth and inserted my foot there.
I told Sam I'd bang Darren's wife 'cause she is so hot, when Darren was actually behind me the whole time. I practically opened my mouth and inserted my foot there.
by Baz S. October 04, 2007
from the highest authority
by zoon June 21, 2005
A type of "working dog"; is trained to blow into the "ignition interlock" system that people charged with drunk driving have to install into their vehicles for it to operate. This system requires the operator to blow into the machine periodically through the course of a drive.
A Blowing Mouth Dog (BMD) can fulfill this duty with some simple training. Most BMDs are from the local pound as they need to be willing to circumvent the law.
A Blowing Mouth Dog (BMD) can fulfill this duty with some simple training. Most BMDs are from the local pound as they need to be willing to circumvent the law.
Is that a seeing eye dog? Mine is a Blowing Mouth Dog. He helps me drive around town when I have had a few drinks.
by dnads April 28, 2011
To poop in one's mouth is a Midwest American colloquial expression, meaning:
1. To poke fun at someone, similar to the English expression "taking the piss";
2. To utterly dominate an opponent, in the context of sports or games.
1. To poke fun at someone, similar to the English expression "taking the piss";
2. To utterly dominate an opponent, in the context of sports or games.
1. It was first and goal and I was sure Team A was going to score a touchdown, but Team B's defense decided to rush the QB and poop in his mouth, they stopped him no problem.
2. Look at that guy with the mullet over there. I dare you to poop in his mouth.
2. Look at that guy with the mullet over there. I dare you to poop in his mouth.
by smerdjik May 02, 2018
Guy 1: Lebron James won the 2015 NBA Finals
Guy 2: No He didn't Stephen Curry did
Guy 1: Whatever
Guy 2: Yea I Just shitted in your mouth!
Guy 2: No He didn't Stephen Curry did
Guy 1: Whatever
Guy 2: Yea I Just shitted in your mouth!
by Prince Christian October 01, 2015
by Nerdity August 23, 2017