Das's Law of Ignorance

If you fall down the hill of ignorance, you will die on the rocks at the bottom.

Das's Law of Ignorance predicts how many politicians will die.

by Mindbladeskillyaks June 16, 2010

Laws of the twelve tables

It reflects the social relations of the middle of the 5th century BC, when Roman society was enslaved. These laws regulate both legal and family issues without affecting the foundations of the state system. The laws were written on twelve bronze tables and submitted to the Forum

Lutatsia was at the peak of her beauty at the time, but did not follow the "Laws of the Twelve Tables."

by BegFvag December 5, 2021

Tich's Law for Living

When picking a partner, personality matters 50%, looks matter 40%, and social status 10%.

Yo, I know she thicc, but you gotta remember Tich's Law for Living!

by Ascended_Meat-Lover's_Pizza July 6, 2020

3 days law

An unspoken law that translates as following:
If you made a guy mad, you use the 3 days law.If 3 days passed since your last interaction and he doesn’t text you anymore, it means you should move on because he’s on to the next girl.

X: So, did he text you after you had that fight?
Y:No, it’s been already 5 days, I think this is it.Apply the 3 days law.

X:Well time to move on.

by אוהבת מכשפה July 11, 2023

Cold Cock's Law

Cold Cock's Law is the law that whenever a phrase is vague yet simple enough while not having a well established definition, every single so-called comedian on Urban Dictionary will make up their own definition of it, all of which will be different.

There are like 90 definitions of "Cold Cock" on Urban Dictionary and literally every single one of them is different. That's Cold Cock's Law.

by Whistle Dude January 11, 2022

mother in law trap

A trap set by a mother in law whose child has moved away, mostly out of state. The mother makes grandiose promises in the hopes that it will lure the couple back home.

"Her mom said if we move back from CA that we will be able to get well paying jobs with Mr. Snidesworth at the laboratory."
"Be careful bro, it could be a mother in law trap."

by OneToothWillis June 1, 2018

co-aunt-in-law

Spouse's uncle's wife.

My co-aunt-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 6, 2021