red light vendetta

A prolonged bitter quarrel with or campaign against red lights

The president has a red light vendetta and wants to get rid of all red lights.

by Burgersrlife February 11, 2025

angry light switch

A small penied man unable to do the heli-cockter looking more like an angry light switch.

I can't really do a heli-cockter it comes off looking more like an angry light switch.

by Bazinga92 February 19, 2024

Red Lighting

A kind of edging wherein one pushes themself to 99% of an orgasm and maintains that state for a prolonged period of time.

I was red lighting for so long last night that I came at a woman’s touch.

by Drewloght April 30, 2024

glare from the lights

Spunk. Jitter. Man glue. Sperm.

'What's that white stuff all over the computer keyboard in the spare room love?'
'Nothing dear, just a bit of glare from the lights'.

by Wombletwat May 18, 2017

Red Light Kisses

An ancient game created in the mountains of Tibet. Every time your car stops at a red light, you owe your lover a kiss for every red light in field of vision. If a stop light is missed, kisses stack!

Oh god! I owe my boyfriend like 100 red light kisses.

by VeggieDance April 08, 2025

Light Yagami

The well-written protagonist of the anime/manga thriller Death Note where he recieved a book capable of killing others with just their name and face. Ruthless, clever, and dedicated to his goals, Light occasionally uses brilliant schemes to get out of difficult situations, resulting in a massive fanbase. However, he is a bit of a fumbling troll, getting defeated despite having 2 magic books, 2 gods of death, and a cute simp girl on his side.

Dave: I can't imagine a world without Light Yagami.
Anna: Yes, that would be dark.

by top50enron July 09, 2024

Light Yagami

He is hot, cool and intelligent.

God of the New World.

Light Yagami : I'll take a potato chip, and EAT IT!

by guacamolemelonapple November 25, 2021