hey guys! if you spell applesauce with just a you can call it AAAAAAAAAAA
by Summer_fnafbreach April 10, 2023
by Sunny dayze April 22, 2018
“what can you do when you live in a shoe” is a classic saying used in many different circumstances. it is used when there is nothing else to say and another way of saying “there’s nothing you can do about it”
“bro my boyfriend just cheated on me with my uncle harry”
“damn that’s super tough, but what can you do when you live in a shoe”
“damn that’s super tough, but what can you do when you live in a shoe”
by unclegarry123 December 05, 2019
Then why are you all up in my grill!
Did I say you can cook in my kitchen?
Then why are you all up in my grill!
Did I invite you to my business meeting?
Then why are you all up in my business?!?
Then why are you all up in my grill!
Did I invite you to my business meeting?
Then why are you all up in my business?!?
by PanzyWarfare October 18, 2009
his crush : Good morning!
Him : *stunned by her* can you make me miso soup every morning?
his crush : What does that mean?
Him : *stunned by her* can you make me miso soup every morning?
his crush : What does that mean?
by The side Popcorn Stand November 19, 2021
Arguably the best, smoothest pick up line known to mankind.
Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.
An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.
Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.
An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.
Male sitting next to a female: "You can lay your legs on me if you want to."
Female: "No thanks."
Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!
Female: "No thanks."
Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!
by CaptainMooseknuckle May 08, 2019
i hav no idea im hella drunk my loves¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i mean why would someone put this in a sentence
Guy1: *shows le middle finger*
Guy2: Fuck off Jerry
Guy1: u can't drown satan he can fucking swim
i mean why would someone put this in a sentence
Guy1: *shows le middle finger*
Guy2: Fuck off Jerry
Guy1: u can't drown satan he can fucking swim
by snek_in_a_fedora_with_a_bowtie September 03, 2017