Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025

got me bit

Got me twisted

You think I’m gonna clean your dishes? You got me bit!

by Juju412 February 3, 2020

got the ups

The phrase "Got the ups" is a polite slang way to say "i am sick and throwing up"

Boss: "okay , are you putting in for a personal or sick day?"
Employee: "im gonna need a sick day, i got the ups"

by Adrenaline striker March 4, 2021

Gotted

This Little Asian Fggt Matthew Thinks that this is funny but really it's not

Ha ha! I killed u yasuo that means i gotted u

by Ur mum ni🅱️🅱️a October 23, 2017

Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me

A "modern day" variation on the classic "I'll be able to call David Rockefeller a tramp" saying, and used to humorously refer to your having made a modest profit and/or unexpectedly gained a few bucks extra on a difficult job you recently completed.

Cool hunk #1, seeing his buddy --- who had jokingly told him earlier that morning that he was "wearing himself out getting rich" by driving here and there around town for a couple hours to give several people car-rides for a few bucks apiece --- feverishly lugging humongous bundles of bagged returnable-containers along a hot dusty highway: Gettin' too rich there, Dude?
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!

by QuacksO August 17, 2018

Got Probed

(Verb)
When you emerge from an exam room knowing you just took a finger up the asshole; not as severe as a bone or fist.

*Michael and Sanjeet exit the calculus exam room*
Michael: Man, I think the prof was out to bone with those trigonometric integrals.
Sanjeet: I don't think it worked because I only got probed.

by stronerbigboner April 20, 2017

Guys I got this

Pull your shorts up and say "guys I got this"

"Oh no my fire is burning down"
*pulls up shorts
"Guys I got this"

by DomSaidHi September 28, 2023