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Granola Bar

When a bitch succs your dick, then shita on it, and then you cum at the same time
Hey yo, your mom gave me a granola bar last night.
by sHaggy642 October 1, 2021
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deep friend mars bar

When a person accepts a shit into his or her mouth from another, usually a close friend.
Those two guys were really close, did you know they gave each other deep friend mars bars for christmas?
by Willy Wanker III January 10, 2011
mugGet the deep friend mars barmug.

bar lighting phenomenon

finding somebody hot or making out with somebody in a bar thinking they are hot and then seeing them in the light of day and realizing it was just the bar lighting
“bro look at this guy i made out with at the bar last night, he’s not as hot as i thought he was must’ve been the bar lighting phenomenon
by mary a. cole November 3, 2023
mugGet the bar lighting phenomenonmug.

nataly bar

One of the coolest tickets ever! She’s just never online!👍🏻
Girl: where did Nataly bar go? she was just here?
Y/n : idk she disappeared
by Disney princess July 30, 2021
mugGet the nataly barmug.

Dive Bar Yuppie

Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)

1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.

2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.

3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.

Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.

See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
“Dan just got promoted at his marketing job and celebrated with picklebacks at The Rusty Tap—classic dive bar yuppie move.”
by Dive Bar Yuppie April 3, 2025
mugGet the Dive Bar Yuppiemug.

rail a bar

Beak up that xanax I’m about to rail a bar
by Drew49315 May 6, 2018
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Monkey bars

Pressed Xanax bars like the ones with Fentanyl in them that are much cheaper to make
Yo I got those monkey bars for the low
by DakotaAndJessicaFtMyers February 2, 2023
mugGet the Monkey barsmug.

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