The 15th of april is a day when all Matisse' over the world deserve to get head from a girl.
( the spelling of the name is irrelevant, it just has to sound the same)
( the spelling of the name is irrelevant, it just has to sound the same)
(girl)friend 1: hey it is give Matisse head day today! I should invite him for head!
15th april: give Matisse head day, is tomorrow. I should prepare myself!
15th april: give Matisse head day, is tomorrow. I should prepare myself!
by PatientBonkers April 12, 2021
National Slap a Tall Friend Day (23rd April
by Short4Life April 18, 2022
friend: hey you know what day it is
friend 2: hell ya it’s National motor boat titties day - april 13
friend 2: hell ya it’s National motor boat titties day - april 13
by _Hannah_Baker___ April 12, 2018
STAY AWAY FROM MEN DAY MEN SUCK I GOT RAPED AND APPARENTLY TODAY IS NATIONAL RAPE DAY I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS SO PLEASE STAY SAFE
by Weeb2021staysafe April 19, 2021
April 24 is just a normal day like every other day. It's just some stupid fantasy that some small dick men think of. Also many women and some men are horrified from this day because of some men or i say little boys.
But if you think April 24 aka rape day is real then think again stupid because no one is gonna touch you bitch. Also if you "like" this day you can go fuck yourself in jail dumbass. April 24 aka "rape day" is fucking stupid and is nothing!
by dumbass motherfuck February 07, 2023
A day for women/men to lick a dick/Eat a pussy of someone they like or feel is deserving of the pleasure of said oral sex act. Celebrated every year on April 8th.
Wednesday will be Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th 2020 so my girlfriend and I will be giving one another oral sex.
by "Underpants kid" April 10, 2020
Celebrated after March 14th (steak and blow job day) .. its only fair us women get a special day too! ;)
Can't wait for April 14th Gyros & Lick Out Day
by Pappageeda February 28, 2021