Youtube

A company of fuckheads owned by the biggest fuckhead of all, and allow porn pornstars criminals pedos, etc., but doesn't let pewds upload a disstrack about a melon, and filthy frank, etc.
Guy or gal 1: Hey, you're on Youtube, right?
Guy or gal 2: Oh you mean that company that removed coco (song/disstrack) and filthy frank, but has pornagrophy?
by fifferteen February 22, 2021
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Youtube

Wasting your life three minutes at a time.
" Dude I thought you had class at three what happened? "
" Youtube. "
by Raingirl67 November 13, 2014
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Youtube

A person or instance of inoffensive intelligence. Can be used sarcastically as an insult.
"Thank you for helping me with my homework, you youtube!"
by CemiQuents January 25, 2023
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Youtube

An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence (Def: 2)
A person stands back in a crowed elevator to let others in. They ask you which floor you would like, and press the button for you. They invite you to view a genuinely funny meme they found on Tiktok with you using their audio splitter cable, and it makes you laugh and brightens up your day, gosh you really needed that. It can be tough working a 9 to 5 shift, and sometimes you just need the funny meme. Thank you kind stranger. This person is a Youtube.
by Emilithium January 22, 2023
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YouTube

The one and only place on the internet that forgets your login details. Even though your Google account is active on your device but still asks you to sign in.
I have to sign in everyday on YouTube to watch 30sec videos that starts with 30min advertisements
by TualaNtukza July 29, 2018
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YouTube

An action/individual/moment of offensive and pointless stupidity.
A person farts in a crowded elevator and screams "It was I" and laughs maniacally. It smells really bad and people start to get sick. The person starts to play a Tiktok compilation on full volume without using headphones. This person is a YouTube.
by Ikarientaru January 24, 2023
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Youtube

"You are such a youtube"

"hey! Don't say the y-word"
by RngValue January 27, 2023
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