Schrödinger's Wokeness 

The belief that all forms of pop culture have always been "woke" while they are also simultaneously in need of being "updated for modern audiences".

Person 1: Dude, everything is always been woke! But we also need to change them so that nobody today gets offended.
Person 2: Sounds like Schrödinger's Wokeness: everything always was - and never was - woke. smh...

Schrödinger's Wokeness by ClownWorld20XX April 10, 2024

Schrodedinger's Wokeness 

The belief that all forms of pop culture have always been "woke" while they are also simultaneously
in need of being "updated for modern audiences"

Person1: The xmen have always been woke. Person 2: That is a case of Schrodedinger's Wokeness

Schrodedinger's Wokeness by Trunkermaloso April 10, 2024