Lana Winters

a character on American Horror Story played by Sarah Paulson, aka the prettiest woman alive.

Lana Winters is the hottest woman out here

by httpkase April 22, 2021

Winter’s anus

The dark hole of winter between Jan 2nd and March 1st where no light shines and everything looks like shit.

I’m ready for Spring and beers outside, I’ve been stuck in winter’s anus for too long!

by Bmckeat April 19, 2021

winter roach

In northern colder climates, a junker car used during winter months to avoid exposing your better car to salt and snow.

"Naw, I'm not gonna trade in my old car on my new one - I'm gonna save it as a winter roach."

by jafafa August 1, 2006

hard-wintering

Derbyshire term which applies to conversation, typically between farmers in the local pub, in which they recount the hardships faced in their profession over the years, often profusely laced with hyperbole.

"That's nowt! I remember back int' '62 when we was working in snow up t' necks digging aht sheep non-stop fer a week. Now that were a winter that were!"

"Ah' quit with yer hard-wintering and get yer round in"

by drbollocks May 22, 2009

winter buddy

a friend of the opposite sex with whom you spend those long winter nights with just to save on the heating bill. sex may or may not be involved

jeff- who was that girl i saw in your room last night?
ben- that was april m winter buddy.

by Willus February 29, 2008

winter pouch

That little extra fat you accumulate during the winter that gives you a fat pad, but you let is be because you know it will be covered up by big sweaters etc. Resembles being 3 months pregnant.

Damn it's almost bikini season! Gotta work on losing my winter pouch.

by MADdancer December 6, 2016

Winter Scrote

The growing of hair on the scrotum following a period of baldness (possibly following a back, crack and sack wax) so your balls stay nice and snuggly warm.

Christ, it's getting cold out. I may have to start wearing my winter scrote.

by Taffysteve August 20, 2008