whiskey wrist

When you are too drunk to masturbate to completion

I went to town with my favorite JC Penny's catalog but just couldn't finish because of a bad case of the whiskey wrist

by Spiralogy March 19, 2015

Whiskey Promise

A promise made while intoxicated that you have no intention in keeping.

Greg said he was going to let us use his parent's ski house, but it was just a whiskey promise.

by krolls March 4, 2013

Whiskey Bin

When a man spits his dip-spit into his gay partners ass hole then proceeds to fuck raw dogging his partner.

Federico was eager to shower in the morning following the Whiskey Bin with John the night before.

by evisceration3 June 10, 2011

Pull a Whiskey

Idle in a Karaoke channel in the hopes someone comes in to sing with you.

Meggymo: I'll pull a Whiskey and just hang there.

by PieceofWhiskey June 14, 2017

The Whiskey Road

The back roads one takes after a long night of drinking at the bar in order to reduce one's chance of an encounter with the police.

I don't need a DUI tonight. Better take the whiskey road home.

by Smoking Bitch Magnet January 11, 2008

whiskey peachey

Alpha Dog Starter Drink, 1 shot of whiskey and 3 shot of Peach Margarita.

Him: Bro, he had Whiskey Peachey to get the night started.
Her: Whiskey Peachey got his pull game strong!

by Hedge Fund God December 26, 2021

Whiskey Mom

The more extreme version of a wine mom. Instead of sipping wine through your child naps or at the dinner table or at every bath, you just throw some whiskey in a cup with whatever you can find and drink that shit like the hardcore mom you are. No shame in easing a little anxiety. Being a mother is the hardest job out there. Definitely all of her nieces and nephews vodka aunt at times. May also be referred to as a vodka mom or maybe even beer mom.

Trace: Mom are...are you drinking..?
Trish: Yeah
Trace: But Miley's asleep in the other room. It's not even the weekend. What are you a wine mom?
Trish: I'm a whiskey mom. This is Canada House fam

by Shirleythememefactory October 19, 2016