total victory

To achieve every single goal that was desired in a war with a minimum of casualties.

Technically, the war of 1812 was a total victory for the British, while being a total loss for the Americans. Britain did, however, end impressing as a courtesy, which was the first step to securing the united states as an ally.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Victory Lap

When someone graduates from highschool only to return for a fifth year.

Guy 1: Dude your still in highschool, I thought you graduated.

Guy 2: Yea I did, but Im on my victory lap.

by Phallic-Man January 27, 2009

victory smell

The smell of vaginal fluids on ones hand following digital penetration of the vagina.

Etymology: Derision of speech given by Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore (Robert Duvall) about the smell of napalm in the film Apocalypse Now (1979)

Jimmy, having just gotten to second base with Mary, stood at the sink washing his hands of the victory smell, a remnant of his having fingered her.

by Josh Mueller May 1, 2008

Flawless Victory

The pleasant and rare occasion in which after a long and sometimes stressful poo the wiper reveals a clean piece of toilet paper. No poo to speak of, it's all in the toilet.

Person one: Wow that was a fast shit!

Person two: Flawless victory man! In and out!

by whiskeybeer October 8, 2009

victory underwear

Underwear worn on a serious date, that is fancy or frilly. Intended to give the other person a thrill when they touch or see them.

Girl#1: Hey, wouldn't these panties be nice victory underwear for your third date?
Girl#2: Don't say that! We haven't gotten that far yet!

by Auric the Rad March 25, 2017

victory lap

when you finished smoking a joint or blunt and proceed to smoke a second one

Andres: yo I'm blazed as shit
Devon: yeah but let's hit that victory lap
Andres: Ight, I'll get to rollin'

by dirty rug June 5, 2017

Victorious Secret

A term used to define girls as blessings in disguise. Sweet, intelligent and making a difference in the world. It is the highest honour for anyone to be called a victorious secret.

She is so amazing, a true Victorious Secret. I wish I could be a Victorious Secret like her.

by VictoriousSecret01 January 20, 2014