tubby-wump-um

A person so fat they look like a honey baked ham.

Alyssa: What am I?

Paul: Honey you're a tubby-wump-um. But do not worry, so am I.

by Fokencio_Yokahu June 3, 2018

ume

Used to describe anything that has to do with the state of being "READY."

In complete and total midset of partying. Having a great time.

Bro, are you ume? Yeah.

by ume187 January 13, 2020

ume

Someone who is always seen partying and having a great time.
Used to describe anything that has to do with the state of being "READY."

Bro, are you ume? Yeah.

by ume187 January 13, 2020

Um mug

I know you want a mug that says cum mug

I gave me boss a um mug.

by Looks great on a mug March 28, 2020

Um

A word used by people who are unsure of a yes or no answer, however they totally are siding with yes and wouldn't mind if they answered yes, however they use "Um" To create suspense.

Person 1 "Do you want a million dollars?"
Person 2 "Um, I'd have to think about that"

by MajorMusic March 16, 2020

woke-um

a woke enlightened human. May try to "wake" enlighten others once woke. Once becoming a woke-um, beware, there is no turning back.

Damn, that woman is a woke-um.

by Michellita May 6, 2020

uh ums

jeans with no pockets

I am tired of buying jeans just to find out they uh ums when I reach for my pockets

by Ya ya k August 22, 2020