Comfort Tub

A tub of strawberry ice cream that is eaten on the couch by crying heartbroken girls. Can be found eaten during romance movies and/or break up songs.

My sister's boyfriend dumped her, so I know I'll be seeing a lot of the ol' comfort tub.

by itz_kidz June 5, 2016

Tub of lard

Usually describing a fat person. An insult.

"That guy over there eats so many cheeseburgers he looks like a fat tub of lard"

by Dannyjohn February 27, 2017

tub girl

A Bath-tub sales rep that uses unique and radical sales methods

Tub Girl sold us a bath-tub at a reasonable price!

by SourGrape January 5, 2005

sex tub

1) a tub filled with sex toys. 2) my bed 3) a tub filled with K-Y jelly

my wife loved her recent present, i got her a sex tub

i came home and my wife said" babe cum join me in our sex tub
a friend was at a sex toy party, and there was a huge sex tub

by love269 July 12, 2010

Hot Tubbing

When you talk to someone too much and go over the top to be nice to them and continue the conversation until you eventually invite that person over for a hot tub later that night.

Oh look at that dude, he's totally hot tubbing him.

by hillydilly July 2, 2012

tub girl

A girl squirting enema fluid out of her ass

That tub girl made my tub look disgusting

by teh LUE April 22, 2003

Tub Drunkie

A seriously intoxicated person, male or female, who finds comfort and solace by lying in the bath tub at a house party. Can often be detected by the tell-tale signs of shampoo bottles, razors, luffas, lying on the floor by the tub. These items will have been knocked over by the tub drunkie as he/she climbs into their safe haven.

Partygoer #1: Has anyone seen the birthday boy?
Partygoer #2: Nope. He was pretty effed up. He probably passed out somewhere...
Partygoer #3 (coming out of the bathroom): Found him! He's lying in the shower covered in barf. Poor little tub drunkie...

by danohead June 3, 2011