The Tracheotomy

The fourth hole. Created when said male pounds the throat of his female so hard that it opens up the fourth female oriface, called The Tracheotomy.

Hey Jim...Please help my wife! She's in anafalatic shock and needs The Tracheotomy!

No problem Roy, I'll fuck out her throat until I rip into her trachea.

Thanks man!

by Dry n hard January 2, 2021

Angry Triceratops

Performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, all while throating a third gentleman in the middle. Basically a modified Angry Pterodactyl with a hands free tonsil punch.

A poem dedicated to our friend Fast Pat, because we know he can take a joke.

Reach to your left and grab Cody by the root.
Wrap your fingers around like you wanna play a flute.
Riggs is here now and he wants to play too.
Two at a time ain’t no challenge for you.
Hold up, you’re not done working.
There’s more to an Angry Triceratops than just a bunch of jerking.
Doty is on deck and he’s full to the rim.
He hasn’t had booger since booger had him.
So plant two lips and work down to the scrotum.
You’ve been dreaming of this ever since you know’d him.
Now get to beating, like those dicks owe you money.
Beat ‘em so angry, they start cummin’ runny.
Don’t forget the middle man, he’s not there for the show.
It’s all about suction, they just call it a blow.
Breathe through your nose and don’t stop till it pops.
Show us why you’re the best, Angry Triceratops.

by El Conquistador July 28, 2023

We ain't rich! This is why we can't have nice things.

Phrase used to get an annoying person to quit bothering you. If it doesn't work the first time, say it louder and louder until they stop bothering you.

Annoying stepbrother: Lemme play SSBB with you!
Me: Go away kid. I hate you.
Stepbrother: No! I wanna play it!
Me: We ain't rich! This is why we can't have nice things.

by Thunder Chunky July 2, 2008

Tichael

2 romantic lovebirds meant for each other, and to dash away into a world of their own. The world thats filled joy and lisps. Tichael can only be created by Mochael and Taylor meeting eachother

I wish I was like Tichael, what a couple they are

by Realationship April 20, 2020

Trica

A liar, theif, and a whore. Trica is two faced but will never be good at hiding. Shes the person that only her famliy will ever love because of how she treats people. Shes the person thatll never go anywhere in life because shes seen as a nobody. That is a trica.

Trica tried ruining my life and claimed she was better than me but how can she explain her extreme poverty and the lack of friends?

by Lilpadg12 May 14, 2019

Tricepbrah

noun. a person who is a hypochondriac concerning every day life especially; food, working out, bathroom routines, and having intimate relationships. This person also has numerous phobias, including but not limiting to; monkeys in the wild, sleeping in the bed with the opposite sex, good rock music, $100 bottles of wine, sharing a bathroom, and large dogs.

Only a Tricepbrah would say, "I'm considering buying a Footspa because I sometimes neglect bending down in the shower to wash my feet"

by Status Quo January 7, 2017

Trachos

Triscuts covered in melted cheese.

Lets go make Trachos!

by trachos123 May 2, 2009