A penis of significant length and girth: A penis whose size and weight are substantial enough that, when lifted and then dropped over a tabletop, it produces an audible "thump."
by Kowallace May 26, 2024
Get the thumper mug.A religious hypocrite whom often lashes out against others for how they live their lives but get angered if somebody else does the same. They often use biblical scriptures to justify their judgmental hypocrisy.
I remember a Bible thumper got on my case just because I like watching "Empire" on Fox & they told me how much I was bound to be sent to Hell just for liking the show.
by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK September 3, 2022
Get the Bible Thumper mug.Hood Thumpers are those curiously tame rabbits that come looking for a snack under the bird feeder in your urban back yard. It's not clear where they come from or where they live, but they have a greater cuteness factor than that of the urban squirrel.
Bob: "Hey Tom, your cats are freaking out on the back porch, what's up with that?"
Tom: "Oh, they're really into those Hood Thumpers that are grazing beneath the bird feeders. Be careful when you step out or you'll trip over one!"
Tom: "Oh, they're really into those Hood Thumpers that are grazing beneath the bird feeders. Be careful when you step out or you'll trip over one!"
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Get the thumper mug.N.) A Sassy Fat person. Usually very large and eats out a lot. They have a hardass energy and think they’re perfectly fine the way they are. Most likely found in Chinese buffets.
Nowie: oh my god, look at that fucking whale..
Lxcid: nah, bro that’s a damn thumper, fam.
Nowie: mofos smell.
Lxcid: nah, bro that’s a damn thumper, fam.
Nowie: mofos smell.
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