retard thor
by hannah dorton skrrrt December 07, 2018
A nice guy that has powers almost beyond human understanding, he always has lots of waman that like to ride on his mega schlong, he is shapen like a bodybuilder and on his weakest he will be able to lift three tons, if youre blessed by the fact that he knows u be exstremly happy, although his name is close to thot he only make the best of hoes.
by Kroeken1 April 26, 2021
by King.tj October 24, 2018
by monkey300 November 25, 2018
thor is a very yummy snack who is also my dad
he lost mjolnir but it's cool because he has stormbreaker
he's the best avenger ok bye
he lost mjolnir but it's cool because he has stormbreaker
he's the best avenger ok bye
by pglays November 19, 2018
Thor is a creative guy as well every handsome but can be insecure at times. Thor is smart,loyal, trustworthy and romantic. Thor is a every chill man but when he wants something he'll find ways to get it. Thor is great at getting out of easy and hard situations and acts fast. Thor is every mysteries and is great hiding his saddest and darkest emotions. Thor can look intimidating at times but when talk to he's nice. Tend to listen to Thor because he'll most likely save you from getting in trouble. Most importantly Thor is brave and has a strong mentally.
by Justhreewords November 21, 2021