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Logan

A man who is no man. Usually extremely good at most things and can blow the fattest clouds out of any vape. Believes that all the gay things he does with his friends is cancelled out with his straightness. He will call you at a nice 2:00 a.m. and be stoned off his ass wanting to come over. He also makes hella bank legally and illegally. Usually a wild Logan shall "quit all the hoes nigga" at the ripe age of 14-15 and will focus on molds instead. Keep clear of Logans at all time.
Logan- Hey Jennifer, guess what.
Jennifer- What?
Logan- I blew a cloud on 300 watts into your moms pussy and then we smashed and got high
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Logan

Meh Logan
by Sheeeeeeeesh29 May 31, 2021
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Logan

Usually gay, retarded, stupid, unattractive, and slow
That guy is Logan
by Fhhfijggmf November 4, 2019
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Logan

A boy who will absolutely amaze you and make your heart jump. He'll be your world, you'll fall head over heels for him guaranteed. He's not only sexy, but a athlete; has dreams to go to Europe when he's 16 and play soccer professionally. But don't lose him you'll regret it. He'll MOVE ON. You'll break it off with him and expect him to pick up the peices.
Damn, Logan got me a bear for valentines day; how sweet.
by Friendofhisex September 10, 2009
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Logan

Old stupid dirt bag who sucks and is super fat and will prorally annoy you to death and has no friends.
Don't be a Logan you dumb ass.
by Guy18282 January 14, 2017
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Logan

The type of dude to actually hate his girlfriend but tells the boys that he wants to kiss her because he’s that big of a pussy.

Maddi: “Does Logan wanna break up with me?”
Dom: “ Yeah he’s just such a pussy and won’t tell you.”
That Logan kid a puss.
by RyanReeseIsGay69 October 11, 2020
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Logan

a fucking retarded idiot that isnt loyale to his friends and likes to upset people with depression, He will also make fun of your name skill level ect.
omg your being a logan
by hntjhf March 26, 2020
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