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This is something Nick Crane will say to someone for no reason and make no sense at all.
This is something Nick Crane will say to someone for no reason and make no sense at all.
by Dalehurst August 29, 2020
Get the Dizzy mug.when someone is purely speaking from her ass*ole and doesn't even hear the nonsense they are speaking.
by tatted t June 9, 2020
Get the dizzy mug.When you accidentally fart while your lover is giving you a Rusty Trombone, it then becomes a Dizzy Gillespie.
My girl was giving me a rusty trombone and I let a fart slip out, here cheeks blew out like Dizzy Gillespie!
by Underpants Dancer November 7, 2020
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Get the Dizzy mug.A demasculated male.
dizzy ballsum: I'm a worldclass asshole, I know it, I'm sorry, that's me. Can I have my balls and scrotum back?
tiffany: Nope. Cya punk! ;)
tiffany: Nope. Cya punk! ;)
by brutalballet June 23, 2013
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Get the dizzy bowl mug.Dizzy Dab is a 50/50 split of both weed extract (dab) and speed (meth). Take weed and speed and cook until both substances are liquified. Let mixture re-coagulate and the fire away.
Legend has it ,
Dizzy Dabs were discovered somewhere on the western plains, around the border of Colorado and Nebraska,….or possibly Kansas.
Apparently two disheveled nomads who had been wondering the plains while whacked-out on some pretty decent liquid LSD. One nomad says “hey man you have some meth right?” The second nomad responds with” Ya bro of course I do. How would we survive without Speed and Weed? It right here in my pocket with these dabs your mother gave us” as he put his hand in his pocket and he suddenly realized what had happened “shit fuck mother fucker the speed is now mixed the in weed. What in the hell are we gonna do?” The other nomad responds “Take a torch to it”
“Holy fuck bro that was the best goddamm hit I’ve ever had in my life man. No shit it’s like functioning while completely stoned what could be better?”
Legend has it ,
Dizzy Dabs were discovered somewhere on the western plains, around the border of Colorado and Nebraska,….or possibly Kansas.
Apparently two disheveled nomads who had been wondering the plains while whacked-out on some pretty decent liquid LSD. One nomad says “hey man you have some meth right?” The second nomad responds with” Ya bro of course I do. How would we survive without Speed and Weed? It right here in my pocket with these dabs your mother gave us” as he put his hand in his pocket and he suddenly realized what had happened “shit fuck mother fucker the speed is now mixed the in weed. What in the hell are we gonna do?” The other nomad responds “Take a torch to it”
“Holy fuck bro that was the best goddamm hit I’ve ever had in my life man. No shit it’s like functioning while completely stoned what could be better?”
Holy fuck those dizzy dabs sure are the panty dropper. I hit it one time next thing I knew I was on the train to pound town. I told them boys I was not a whore, one of them said “I got a half gram of dizzy dab that says you are”. Sure as shit next thing I knew pipe down legs up………..
by Da UrbanCowboy May 31, 2023
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