A small town in southwest Georgia near Donalsonville and Colquitt. The average gpa is 1.4. If you can read a paragraph without stuttering you’re considered a genius. Everybody knows each other and everybody has agenda whether it’s poisoning it citizens or fucking your best friends sister. Enjoy the smell of peanut dust and cocoa butter as you cross into this quiet, and quaint town where every convienence store is ran by the same Indian guy.
Joey: Dude this pecan pie tastes like ass and peanuts. Hugh: It’s my grandmother’s recipe from Blakely. Joey: Blakely??? Where is that. Hugh: I have no idea, wait you eat ass? Joey: Like beef jerky YeeYee!!!
by Broke Back Mountain Guy March 28, 2019
Get the Blakelymug. Blake- known as some super hot hacking kid that never looks like a nerd but he is and yeah BIG PENIS! and puffy nipples and pimps all the bitches with the godsmack all well playing some rs and some wow and cod mw2 and some halo 3 all at the same fucking time niggers all in all blake is pro sauce (sexy hair!) *quite voice* venmtrillio ownz ;D
Alexa: Blake wanna come chill?
Blake: sure let me pwn some noobs on cod and halo first ;D
Alexa: kk so ull come after
Blake: no fuck that lemme rat some nerds then come
Alexa:Fine but you have a big wee wee
Blake: Ik ik calm ur bean ill make it rain later ;D
Alexa: what?
Blake: by that i mean make it rain money and pussy juice ;D
Alexa: fuck yeahhh ^_^
Blake: sure let me pwn some noobs on cod and halo first ;D
Alexa: kk so ull come after
Blake: no fuck that lemme rat some nerds then come
Alexa:Fine but you have a big wee wee
Blake: Ik ik calm ur bean ill make it rain later ;D
Alexa: what?
Blake: by that i mean make it rain money and pussy juice ;D
Alexa: fuck yeahhh ^_^
by Alexa666111 July 11, 2010
Get the Blakemug. You people are all stupid. Blake isn't just a guys name. I know and am very crazy about a GIRL at my school named Blake. She is beautiful, amazing and overall just the best girl you could ever meet.
Teacher: Where is Blake today?
Student 1: I don't know. She should be here
Student 2: Damn, she is beautiful.
Student 1: I don't know. She should be here
Student 2: Damn, she is beautiful.
by soccer_broy40 December 10, 2013
Get the Blakemug. by I_funny_right February 15, 2019
Get the Blakemug. A Blake is a Comedy relief character of life. He is smart in mechanics but idiodic in real life situations. He usually plays childrens games such as Pokemon, Bayblade, and/or Yugioh, and spends most of the day play XBOX. He can usually be found in a darker skin tone (Friends call him Black) and a small, but noticeable 'fro. He is a liar at times at falls in love with girls who are somewhat unattractive. He makes weird noices that sound like geese, moose, or a clown. He can have many nicknames that range from B-Flake, Dr.Beef, Doctor Beuf, Blake Blake, ect. He is found all over the world, but the worlds famous Blake lives in Dawson City, Canada
Guy 1: Dude, Why are you using a level 5 Squirtle against a level 100 Pikachu?
Blake:Shut up I know what Im doing
"Squirtle just fainted"
Guy 1: Geeez, what a Blake
Blake:Shut up I know what Im doing
"Squirtle just fainted"
Guy 1: Geeez, what a Blake
by B-Flake June 21, 2011
Get the Blakemug. by It’s fine... February 22, 2020
Get the Blakemug. A loser. A loser who can’t hold his liquor and he’s also fat even though he thinks he’s ripped. Sad.
A1: look at that guy on the bench press.
A2: I see him, must be named Blake. His face is so unlikeable. I’d love to punch him right in that stupid face.
A2: I see him, must be named Blake. His face is so unlikeable. I’d love to punch him right in that stupid face.
by SphincterGoblin January 12, 2018
Get the Blakemug.