John got tired of all the shitty content in his feed so he performed a Facebook Apocalypse last night
by sociallittleman June 5, 2018
Get the Facebook Apocalypse mug.Apocalypse is the event that the indigenous May-May tribe had once predicted that the apocalypse to happen on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, which was going to coincide with the fasting month of Ramadan. At a later time, it eventually turned out that this D-day is just the end of the calendar of May-May tribe which had spanned for 5590 years, which is akin to the end of the Showa era and the beginning of the Heisei era that occured in Japan back in 1989 — as "apocalypse" is a concept coined by the modern civilization that is completely unknown to the May-May tribe.
It's nostalgic to remember that when I was a kid in the 1980's, I worried that the apocalypse would happen on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, the day I was going to start high school in Japan — like what the indigenous May-May tribe had predicted. Guess, it now turns out that this D-day is just the end of the calendar of May-May tribe which had spanned for 5590 years, which is akin to the end of the Showa era and the beginning of the Heisei era that occured in Japan back in 1989.
by Emotional Cruiser October 22, 2025
Get the apocalypse mug.The middle get poorer, the top gets richer and the public is passed down the new and improved system of selling a kidney to make rent. When they say they're working "for the people" and the people are really working for them. Donating their life to servitude for the scraps of inflation and peril of the quality of life. A country pretending to still be a magnus of wealth and opportunity but it's really the opportunity to apply for food stamps when you get home from your third job. When the income that 20 years ago would have been considered well off barely buys the tent you now live in while you stream happy juice from your device that was supposed to fix everything and cry into your cereal that cost $15 a box. Food that is really poison to wring more money out of a propped up populous of vaccine zombies and Starbucks Karens. A Marxist Utopia. Cogs that are asleep while they work, nodding while they are obliterated and say "thank you sir may I have some more?" when the next guillotine falls. This is the longest, slowest, most expensive apocalypse ever. Open your throat and say ahhh as they pour the elixir of sheepledom into the gob that stays silent and runs into the building as the world burns.
I wish the world would end already. This trickle down apocalypse situation is fucking with my streaming time.
by Billie Kent October 7, 2025
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Get the Apocalypse mug.Apocalypse Rising 2, commonly referred to as Apoc 2, AR2, or simply Apoc, was the disappointing and, quite frankly, God awfully boring sequel to the once popular ROBLOX game; Apocalypse Rising. Apocalypse Rising 2 has many dickeaters who still play the game. There is no charm or fun to be had in this game. The charm, fun, memories, and friends from the original game was lost. Many players will convince themselves that the game is fun and they are part of some community even though there is no community, comp scene, or fun to be had. If you have fallen into this hole of perpetual grinding for those outfits with broken spawn rates, or because the first game is dead, I beg of you to go back before it's too late. Stop playing this game. You are wasting your life, staring at a screen, for what? So your character can have some pants which are practically indifferentiable from the other pants you unlocked at the start of the game? This game has sucked since it came out, and everyone knew it was dead before it was "released."
by SR71Wizard October 30, 2023
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