A teacher is a hideous human being, usually found in their natural jail-like habitat: school. These so called teachers torture innocent children with enormous amounts of homework consisting of essays and pain.
Yes hello I'm a teacher, so instead of teaching you useful thing like how to pay taxes, we're learning trig!
by Shrek shrerk December 23, 2014
Get the Teachermug. Satan's own personal SS officers. People who are set in school to make a caring place seem like Guantanamo Bay.
Teacher: Kid, Come up to the front of the class
Kid : Why?
Teacher: Your appointment with Satan is at 2:35
Kid : Why?
Teacher: Your appointment with Satan is at 2:35
by Jontronisanazi January 24, 2018
Get the Teachermug. 
1) Teachers are usually people who will say they are trying to help you with your work, and say they care about how you feel, but they don't actually care about you, or your work, they just want to get through the day and get their paycheck
Teacher - You ok (student)?
Student - No, not really..
Teacher - What's wrong?
Student - My farther abuses me at home...
Teacher - Fuck that, I don't get paid enough for this shit
Student - No, not really..
Teacher - What's wrong?
Student - My farther abuses me at home...
Teacher - Fuck that, I don't get paid enough for this shit
by GetOofBitch June 18, 2020
Get the Teachermug. A human being who will not let you go to the toilet even if the shit is practically hanging out of your anus.
They also do not follow the Magdani cult which all must obey.
They also do not follow the Magdani cult which all must obey.
by <21savage> March 11, 2019
Get the Teachermug. Normally an annoying cunt who enjoys looking at developing children, most teachers are mentally unstable and can’t handle teaching. There are some good teachers but only on rare occasions.
by GucciGangDab July 7, 2018
Get the Teachermug.