Satan's own personal SS officers. People who are set in school to make a caring place seem like Guantanamo Bay.
Teacher: Kid, Come up to the front of the class
Kid : Why?
Teacher: Your appointment with Satan is at 2:35
Kid : Why?
Teacher: Your appointment with Satan is at 2:35
by Jontronisanazi January 24, 2018
Get the Teachermug. A teacher is a hideous human being, usually found in their natural jail-like habitat: school. These so called teachers torture innocent children with enormous amounts of homework consisting of essays and pain.
Yes hello I'm a teacher, so instead of teaching you useful thing like how to pay taxes, we're learning trig!
by Shrek shrerk December 23, 2014
Get the Teachermug. Teachers are people who deal with obnoxious children and teenagers for pretty crappy pay. Most of them are usually ignorant, unprofessional, have no idea what they are teaching, have no clue how to run a classroom and 9 times out of 10 hate their job and take it out their students by not teaching anything and giving faulty pop quizzes on material we haven't even learned. However, not all teachers are like this; some actually care for their students and want to see them succeed in life, but unfortunately about 60% of teachers are as described above, which is why our youth are becoming more and more ignorant, uneducated and numb to the real world.
Good Teachers: Good morning everyone, I hope you had a nice weekend, let's get started on this fun lab I have planned for you today!
Bad Teachers: Everyone shut up! Sit down! Do the freakin bellwork! You brats get on my last nerves!
Good Teachers: I hope this art project is enjoyable for you guys it is due in 2 months.
Bad Teachers: You're geometry assignment is to do 55 written proofsthat show angle A is congruent to angle P, and it is due tomorrow worth 200 points, which is 80% of your grade.
Bad Teachers: Are you chewing gum!? 3 weeks of In School Suspension!Go to the office now!
Good Teacher: Would you throw away your gum please, sweetie.
Bad Teachers: Everyone shut up! Sit down! Do the freakin bellwork! You brats get on my last nerves!
Good Teachers: I hope this art project is enjoyable for you guys it is due in 2 months.
Bad Teachers: You're geometry assignment is to do 55 written proofsthat show angle A is congruent to angle P, and it is due tomorrow worth 200 points, which is 80% of your grade.
Bad Teachers: Are you chewing gum!? 3 weeks of In School Suspension!Go to the office now!
Good Teacher: Would you throw away your gum please, sweetie.
by jxw360 July 12, 2016
Get the Teachersmug. 1) Teachers are usually people who will say they are trying to help you with your work, and say they care about how you feel, but they don't actually care about you, or your work, they just want to get through the day and get their paycheck
Teacher - You ok (student)?
Student - No, not really..
Teacher - What's wrong?
Student - My farther abuses me at home...
Teacher - Fuck that, I don't get paid enough for this shit
Student - No, not really..
Teacher - What's wrong?
Student - My farther abuses me at home...
Teacher - Fuck that, I don't get paid enough for this shit
by GetOofBitch June 18, 2020
Get the Teachermug. A human being who will not let you go to the toilet even if the shit is practically hanging out of your anus.
They also do not follow the Magdani cult which all must obey.
They also do not follow the Magdani cult which all must obey.
by <21savage> March 11, 2019
Get the Teachermug. A mean person who tortures students with tests and homework and books that make your backpack weigh 3 million pounds.
Mr. Teacher- OK kids!! For homework you have to read and finish "The Lord of the Rings" in 5 minutes!! It is 4,000 pages
and weighs 300 lbs! Have fun! If you don't finish you have 60 days of detention.
Students- Ugh.
and weighs 300 lbs! Have fun! If you don't finish you have 60 days of detention.
Students- Ugh.
by Dr. JonnyBaboon May 2, 2018
Get the Teachermug. by Prettymuchboii April 18, 2019
Get the Teachersmug.