Sasquatch

1) A large, bi-pedal, ape-like creature that has eluded delusionals for decades.
2) A term used for something unfindable.

1) I think I saw one of them sasquatches out in the woods!
2) Benjamin tried to find his car keys, but eventually he had to give up and declare them "sasquatch".

by Professor Ross E. Frop February 5, 2013

sasquatch snatch

noun - When her vagina looks like Cousin It.

guy one "Dude. That chick is so fucking hot! I'd tap that."

guy two "Man, she may have a rockin' bod and alot of sex appeal, but she's got that sasquatch snatch!"

guy one "Shit!!!"

by TheCheesecakeGuru June 14, 2012

Sasquatching

Walking off into the wilderness (typically mountainous forests) and trying NOT to be found. Anytime another person, or sign of civilization is encountered, you turn and walk the other direction.

Jae was completely exhausted from the week at work; all he could think about was getting out of the city and sasquatching all weekend.

by landgrabber November 6, 2020

Sasquatch

A female that hits on another girl's man

"That sasquatch better check herself before I beat her ass"

"She hit on my man; she's such a fucking sasquatch"

by Conservative Dancer September 24, 2011

Russian Sasquatch

The Russian Sasquatch is the act of when I man shoves his hairy foot up a woman’s anus and her vagina at the same time, causing her to scream uncontrollably and have her knocked unconscious from the pain

Boy :Last night I gave my sister a Russian Sasquatch, her asshole was torn inside out.....her vagina was turned into a faucet

Girl : I’m next up for that shit nigga

by Sexual Alien May 9, 2018

sasquatch

a hairy kid who has not even gone through puberty, and my sometimes be a girl

meagan was such a sasquatch in fourth grade

that fourth grader has hairy arms

those arms are hairier than mine

by bradey, thats right garret March 3, 2009

Sasquatch's Dick

A big hairy stick longer than a giraffe's neck

Pretty sure Nicki Minaj has a Sasquatch's Dick

by SnappyPolarBear May 7, 2014