by Petedavidsonisdaddy August 31, 2021
Get the Sasquatch assmug. When your girlfriend doesn’t shave her asshole so you creampie her then make her fart which resembles a Sasquatch yelling
by Caulknballs November 25, 2024
Get the Sasquatch creampiemug. 1) A large, bi-pedal, ape-like creature that has eluded delusionals for decades.
2) A term used for something unfindable.
2) A term used for something unfindable.
1) I think I saw one of them sasquatches out in the woods!
2) Benjamin tried to find his car keys, but eventually he had to give up and declare them "sasquatch".
2) Benjamin tried to find his car keys, but eventually he had to give up and declare them "sasquatch".
by Professor Ross E. Frop February 5, 2013
Get the Sasquatchmug. A very hairy vagina! Its so hairy that Dora the explore cant even explore it!! A dick gets strangled and cut off by the long and strong hairs.
Noooooo don't Sasquatch me!!!!
by Sasquatch!! February 17, 2015
Get the Sasquatchmug. When you take a dump and you feel it, hear it and smell it but when you turn around there is nothing there.
When you look for it it is never found, leading to some not believing its existence.
Up north it is known as an "Abdominal Snowman Poop", and in other countries "Yeti Shit"
When you look for it it is never found, leading to some not believing its existence.
Up north it is known as an "Abdominal Snowman Poop", and in other countries "Yeti Shit"
Son: look Mommy!! I used the potty!!!
Mom: Good job honey, I'm so proud!! Let me see!....wait the bowl is empty...
Son: i swear I did it, Mommy
Mom: It does stink in here... But I don't believe you did it
Son: Really mommy, I did it must have been a Sasquatch poop..
Mom: There's no such thing..
Son: mom, don't be a skeptic, they are real
Mom: Go to work, your late.
Mom: Good job honey, I'm so proud!! Let me see!....wait the bowl is empty...
Son: i swear I did it, Mommy
Mom: It does stink in here... But I don't believe you did it
Son: Really mommy, I did it must have been a Sasquatch poop..
Mom: There's no such thing..
Son: mom, don't be a skeptic, they are real
Mom: Go to work, your late.
by Oh gee biebs December 11, 2013
Get the sasquatch poopmug. The act of driving by and connecting to a bar jukebox, playing an extremely shitty song. Made famous by playing “I Fucked a Sasquatch” by the Seething Fuck Patties.
by Sasquatch Jr. June 13, 2018
Get the Sasquatchingmug. Jake: I'm just gunna sit right here.
Jesse: Of all the spots to sit, you sit beside my head. Way to Sasquatch sit me dude.
Jesse: Of all the spots to sit, you sit beside my head. Way to Sasquatch sit me dude.
by Chug373 January 4, 2014
Get the Sasquatch sitmug.