To get thoroughly screwed on something so that only the other party benefits but you don’t. Get screwed in the ass without getting a courtesy handjob.
Dude 1: “My roommate moved out before the lease was up and took my TV”
Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”
Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”
by The Fratriarch May 31, 2023
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Get the Halo reach around. mug.A reach-around using both hands where the fingers are crossed so the index and middle and crossed, as are the pinky and ring
by Cryptopox137 March 14, 2023
Get the Mobius Double Reach Around mug.When a girl is constipated so they reach around the back and put their fingers in their vagina and try to massage the poop out of their butt.
Jill: “I am so constipated lately.”
Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”
Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”
by BillyMaysTased July 5, 2024
Get the Best Western Reach Around mug.The process of going to any outback steakhouse and actively giving a reach around to a monkey on the birthday saddle, simultaneously using the butter and ramming it up sed monkeys ass but it has to be in texas.
Yea i went to outback steak house and got lucky and received a texas outback reach around
Dude you got a problem
Dude you got a problem
by MonkimansFatTaintsCheeseLard January 24, 2023
Get the Texas outback reach around mug.This is when you are fucking you partner from the back while eating a Wendy's Asiago Ranch Classic Chicken Club and she is holding a Large Pineapple Mango Lemonade (No Ice). You shove your wang deeper in her and Reach around for the Large Pineapple Mango Lemonade (No Ice), while still eating the Asiago Ranch Classic Chicken Club you slam the Large Pineapple Mango Lemonade (No Ice) and creampie in the cup.
Partner 1: I'm going to give you that good Wendys Reach-around
Partner 2: Yes honey please, bust in that cup
Partner 2: Yes honey please, bust in that cup
by JimmyNeutron56 February 2, 2023
Get the Wendys Reach-around mug.When a man is receiving head and he reaches over the top of the girl and sticks his thumb at least an inch and a half in her ass
by Gabe Willy April 10, 2025
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