Duece

Duece is the funniest, cutest, shortest, most loyal, dumb person you will ever meet. He is the best friend you could ever ask for, and he always manages to put a smile on your face no matter what. If you are his gf, you are the luckiest girl alive. He will let you know how much he cares abt you. And he will cherish you. Duece is a great guy that you will love no matter what. Even in rough times you will still have a place for him in your heart. There is nobody quite like him. And he will most likely be the love of your life.

Bro, duece is funny, but he is rlly sped lmao

by Nobodylovescunts July 2, 2019

Poppin the Duece

Anal sex

Never knew she was into it, but right in the middle of doggy, she double-clutched the AstroGlide, down-shifted, and we were poppin the duece!

by BadBadBadBadBadBadBoy December 3, 2019

Drop a double duece

This is when you take a monster shit and in fact so monstrous that your asshole was stretched out more than it's ever been and you are in serious pain for at least two hours after and you see blood streaks on the toilet paper after you have wiped

Damn man after dinner last night my guts were hurting and I had to drop a double duece. I had to stand the rest of the night cuz my asshole hurt so bad I couldnt sit down.

by Bananzalone May 28, 2018

The Duece

Where its everyone goes YAE YAE. This place is known for a good time.

Lets go to the duece its going over there.

by DonDonoftheDuece June 6, 2018

Dueces on the "Acronym"

Dueces refers to "doubling down"

"Dueces on the" refers to one acronym that has at least two meanings.

Dueces on the: INSERT ANY ACRONYM THAT HAS MORE THAN ONE MEANING.

Ex.- "dueces on the GP"

GP (Acronym) means Getting Paid or Go Party.

"Dueces on the GP" = Get paid, Go Party

Dueces on the "Acronym".
It's Friday and I just got paid. "Dueces on the GP!"

by Know what January 31, 2020

wet duece

A wet turd barely firm enough to hold any shape at all

Jim was afraid that the ground hag was a “Wet Duece “

by BetterU May 28, 2020

$WAINS DUECE

Swains Duce. The most chivalrous, outgoing, handsome pimpish, gangsta son a gun you'll ever meet. Men want to be him, women turn into niagra falls when hes around, and he is the definition of big dick energy.your mom wants to fuck him, you dad wants him to stop dating your sister, and your dog goes to him even when he has no treats. He tought hugh Heffner how to be a play boy.

Bitch.

HOLY TITS IS THAT $WAINS DUECE??? HE KNOCKED UP MY MOM THIS MORNING AND ATE MY FRUIT SNACKS RIGHT AFTER. HES SO FREAKING SICK.

by Mr. Dr. Professor BBH September 9, 2020