Drop a double duece

This is when you take a monster shit and in fact so monstrous that your asshole was stretched out more than it's ever been and you are in serious pain for at least two hours after and you see blood streaks on the toilet paper after you have wiped

Damn man after dinner last night my guts were hurting and I had to drop a double duece. I had to stand the rest of the night cuz my asshole hurt so bad I couldnt sit down.

by Bananzalone May 28, 2018

$WAINS DUECE

Swains Duce. The most chivalrous, outgoing, handsome pimpish, gangsta son a gun you'll ever meet. Men want to be him, women turn into niagra falls when hes around, and he is the definition of big dick energy.your mom wants to fuck him, you dad wants him to stop dating your sister, and your dog goes to him even when he has no treats. He tought hugh Heffner how to be a play boy.

Bitch.

HOLY TITS IS THAT $WAINS DUECE??? HE KNOCKED UP MY MOM THIS MORNING AND ATE MY FRUIT SNACKS RIGHT AFTER. HES SO FREAKING SICK.

by Mr. Dr. Professor BBH September 9, 2020

Do duece

Make a move

Part ways with someone

Or something

I'm
Bout to "do duece" bruh.

by Tim-Dream June 17, 2018

dueces-wit-a-pinky

Your one uping someone when they tell you deuces.

when your ex-girlfirend/ boyfriend says " We should see other people DEUCES" and you say I saw this comin so i Allready seein my BaBy MoMma Yolanda "dueces-wit-a-pinky"

by Meet Cleaver December 29, 2010

Duece

He is a very funny but dumb person. He will always make you laugh no matter what mood you are in. He is the best boyfriend. And is always there for you no matter what. He is a trash skater and a pretty good baseball player. You wish you were duece.

Duece is a cool kid. But he is also sped

by Nobodylovescunts July 1, 2019

Duece

Duece is the funniest, cutest, shortest, most loyal, dumb person you will ever meet. He is the best friend you could ever ask for, and he always manages to put a smile on your face no matter what. If you are his gf, you are the luckiest girl alive. He will let you know how much he cares abt you. And he will cherish you. Duece is a great guy that you will love no matter what. Even in rough times you will still have a place for him in your heart. There is nobody quite like him. And he will most likely be the love of your life.

Bro, duece is funny, but he is rlly sped lmao

by Nobodylovescunts July 2, 2019

The Duece

Where its everyone goes YAE YAE. This place is known for a good time.

Lets go to the duece its going over there.

by DonDonoftheDuece June 6, 2018