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Bloop

When you’re taking a shit in a porta-potty and your poop hits the brand new blue water and it splashes up all over your cooter.
I just took a huge shit and when my log hit the blue water it went BLOOP all over my vag!
by StickyNicky87 July 20, 2018
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When a guy cums in a girl and she stands up and the cum makes a bloop sound.
Guy: Yo i totally blooped my girl last night and she scurried away to the bathroom
by shescurriedaway June 18, 2018
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Nadifo told me glasses were ugly so i blooped on her.
by Molly pocket May 5, 2019
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a massive bloody poop that happens when a girl poops while on her period. she can push all her muscles with no fear of shooting a tampon out her vag. the outcome is a large amount of blood and poop. aka a BLOOP
Maddie I really need to pop a squat and take a fat bloop
by maddielikesdick June 12, 2019
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Bloops

When the state of a woman, or man's breasts hang low and are sagging.
"Grandma's got her bloops out again"

"I thought she was hot, but then she turned around and I was stunned by her bloops"

"Samm has severe back pain due to her bloops"
by Sierra Delta October 15, 2020
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I was just blooping around.

Let me just bloop this right in here.
by WeBoe April 26, 2021
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