Thailand Agreement

When a girlfriend and boyfriend agree to an open relationship whilst the boyfriend is in Thailand. This agreement allows both parties to hook up with WHOEVER they want during this holiday period. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Friend 1: Why are you hooking up with that sexy random?
Friend 2: Me and my boyfriend have a Thailand agreement.
Friend 1: Oh you can totally hook up with whoever you want... no exclusions.

by angrygf February 12, 2010

tapir

Although often mistaken for pigs, ant eaters, or aardvarks, the tapir is most closely related to the primitive horse. The tapir is the largest member of the odd toed ungulate family. It has four hooves on its front feet, and three hooves on its rear feet. It may appear sluggish, but it can crash through brush at nearly 30 miles per hour. It mates underwater and has a gestation period of over 300 days. It's habitat is rapidly diminishing and tapirs are nearing exticntion. In rare cases tapirs have been observed belching large flames nearly 14 feet to fend off predators. They sure is some crazy niggas.

Look over there, a tapir is feeding on eucalyptus.

by Owl D September 17, 2005

Tapio

Tapio is a god of forests. The King of the forests. The Alpha. Some say his beard is wooden and his eyes like two bottomless lakes.

"Let's go deep into the woods."
"Ok, but we must hope Tapio is in a good mood."

by Ville88 December 17, 2020

If At First You Sesame Seed, Thai, Thai, Again Burger

A burger served on a sesame seed bun with Thai flavors

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the If At First You Sesame Seed, Thai, Thai, Again Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

thailand

Famous to foreigners for its beautiful beaches,unique foods...............and prostitutes.

And I thought I had seen enough hookers in my touring days when I came to Thailand.

by Rolex lover June 13, 2005

thai donkey punch

same as donkey punch , but with brass knuckles.

i gave her the thai donkey punch. knocked her out and i came right after.

by theBEAN562 January 13, 2010

Pad Thaiarrhea

1. A bowel conditioning resulting from eating poorly prepared Pad Thai.

2. A dish to be served to someone you dislike. Here is the recipe:

Ingredients:
Pad Thai

Directions:
Eat Pad Thai.
Marinate in stomach for two hours.
Mix in small intestine for six hours.
Bake in large intestine for two hours at 98.6 degrees.
Form into small loafs with colon (consistency will vary).
Serve on best china.

Voila!

This dish is sometimes called "Thai Surprise."

Number Of Servings: Will vary.

Preparation Time: Will vary depending on personal issues.

That is the last time I ever eat at THAT restaurant! Their noodles gave me Pad Thaiarrhea for three days.

After my former landlord refused to return my deposit, I whipped him up a steaming plate of Pad Thaiarrhea and left it on his doorstep in a Chinese takeout box.

by Rogan January 7, 2007