Venezuelan Cock Thrust

During intercourse with a left-wing/socialist female, the act of quoting Venezuela's former President, Hugo Chavez, in order to arouse the female. For better results, wearing a red beret and military boots is highly encouraged. Doggy-style is a must.

-"She wasn't too much into me, but I applied a Venezuelan Cock Thrust and she fucked me like she was fucking Chavez himself".

-"I pulled a Venezuelan Cock Thrust on the Bernie Sanders supporter last night... Worked like a charm".

by youreallydon'twanttoknow January 22, 2016

air cock thrust

when you jump into the air and thrust foreward in a humping motion.

that guy just had a huuuge air cock thrust, it seemed like he was in the air forever.

by evan_met June 18, 2006

thrusting my groove

similar to harshing my mellow

bringing down someone's vibe.

dude.. you're really thrusting my groove right now..

by whoayee January 11, 2009

NBA Double Thrust

The NBA Double Thrust is when a man is fucking a girl doggy style while beating his wife.

I was fucking my mistress the other day when the old hag walked in and I gave the old NBA double thrust.

by Kobe May 24, 2004

bohemian back thrust

Usually done best in the morning, while enjoying his morning wood, the male slyly sneaks into his partner while she is half asleep, stirring the Bohemian spirit deep inside of her...

The day is best started with, a banana, coffee, and a Bohemian back thrust ...

by Den of Decadence April 22, 2010

two-thrust rule

The rule that requires sexual intercourse to last at least two full thrusts before it counts as sex, allowing for a brief "trial period."

We started having sex but he came so quickly that he didn't even make the two-thrust rule, so as far as I'm concerned we didn't actually have sex.

by Ci Bach October 8, 2009

Poopbag Brain Thrusts

When one uses their collection of feces contained within plastic foil bags to obliterate their sexual partner's throat in an act of sodomy.

Chad: "Yo Tim, what ever happened with you and that girl last night?"
Tim: "Oh bro, my throat is so sore! She whipped out her fecal bag and performed poopbag brain thrusts on me for like an hour! We're meeting up again tonight!"

by SuzerainY September 22, 2022