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tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.
Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!
by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019
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id tap that

tap or hit or spank a girls butt.
butt id tap that spank "Hey Billy, Kelly has a nice butt, dont you think so?" "Yea, id tap that"
by redpsp1020 March 4, 2009
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Instant tap

A term used to describe a girl that you would have sexual intercourse with instantly if you had the chance.
-Wow that bitch is fine as a motherfucker.
-Fasho, she an instant tap.
by Killa Kiesh June 17, 2006
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this is spinal tap

☼ ?Š ↨ - ) 4 ?˜ ‼ hury up
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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Insert, tap, or swipe?

Derived from modern checkout readers, refers to whether one engaged in vaginal/anal intercourse (insert), fingering or manual manipulation (tap), or oral sex (swipe).
Brian - you and the Tinder girl - insert, tap, or swipe?
by DrGnome November 9, 2019
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pimp ta limp

The result of a very smooth individual having sexual intercourse with so many women that he can no longer sprout an erection.
Jake: "Man last night I went from pimp ta limp. Megan fox herself couldn't give me a stiffy at this point."
by Jakethebarbarian June 16, 2011
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