iphone sushi

The article produced when one inserts one's water-soaked iPhone into a box of white rice, desperately trying to resuscitate it by having the rice draw out the moisture.
"Dude, sorry I didn't text you -- I've got iPhone sushi here thanks to my wife washing my trou without checking the pockets."
by FitofPeak July 09, 2015
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french sushi

When the guy sticks his dick in rice and then fucks the girl cooking the rice and then making sushi with it after
by Lilbittyboppy March 06, 2018
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red sushi

The act of stuffing sushi up a girls pussy when she’s on her period then eating it
I’d love to give that girl a red sushi
by gyalist69 May 04, 2020
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Sushi Sex

To have sex without a condom with an Asian person.

Sushi has a double meaning, with the raw fish in sushi referring to the sexual intercourse without a condom but also referring to ethnicity of the person you are having sex with.
"Bro I had some dirty sushi sex last night"
by B B B B B January 04, 2021
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sushi pie

Dude that girl had a sushi pie !
by Lolo_Girl October 23, 2015
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sushi baka

soundcloud underground version of among us term "sussy baka" which has been overused by either 12 year old roblox tiktokers or 20 year old quirky furry college art students who have no sense of humor. this term is "ironic" and "satire" and not beta-male ironic but more like intellectually ironic. so please don't use this word as a "joke" use it with care because we don't need another stupid among us meme out there.
guy: "konnichiwa nanidayo yamate kudasai romanji toyotakun sushi baka desu niii!"

me: cringe
by âss boner April 04, 2022
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sushi smuggler

A girl who appears pristine but upon inspection turns out to be less than fresh.
She seemed so clean, but turned out to be a sushi smuggler.
by doucheplease April 19, 2010
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