steamy muffin

The act of shitting in one's hand then inserting the feces into your partner's butt while screaming "Steamy Muffin!"

Hey Jane have you had any steamy muffins lately?

by Manslut5000 October 6, 2013

Steamy Roller

Much like a Cleveland Steamer; the act of shitting on one's sexual partner's chest and proceeding to smear it around in a circular motion with one's ass cheeks.

My girlfriend let me try the Steamy Roller last night. You couldn't even see her under the three feet of shit I flopped on her chest. She looked like a shit demon when I was done smearing it everywhere. Best night evar.

by Steamy Roller 4evar#Onyourface December 3, 2013

Steamy buffet

Farting in the shower

Me and my girlfriend were taking a shower and she farted, giving us a steamy buffet, as the stench lingered in the moist contained air.

by Diggin12 January 15, 2016

Steamy Wallin

The act of defecating on the face of a sexual partner while him or her licks your butthole.

Alex, while Carly rims his tight virgin butthole, proceeded to loosen his sphincter spilling days worth of 7-11 pizza and beer sharts all over Carly's face.

Alex shouted "How does that Steamy Wallin taste babe !?!?"

by analchainsaw February 4, 2016

Steamy weasel

Shit in a condom, freeze it then fuck your girl with it

I gave her the old steamy weasel last night

by Steamy June 24, 2016

Steamy Tarantino

The sex act of ones partner, shoving both of his or her feet inside their partner. Then the partner urinates on said feet and kill everyone in the end.

Hey baby wanna do a Steamy Tarantino?

by Demontickler September 4, 2016

steamy blizzard

A male receiving a blowjob while shitting then ejaculates all over the face of the person giving head.

I gave my girlfriend a steamy blizzard last night and her face looked like a ski slope that smelled shitty!

by Hambone1228 July 25, 2017