tub squash

Something that a stupid fucktard named nick made up, basically a way to get you into a bathtub and rape you.

Josh shut up or I will Tub Squash you!

by I Witchdoctor I January 29, 2018

Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.

I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.

by JoeyBomm March 06, 2023

squashing

The act of having a 600 pound woman sit on you.

“Jades kinks include squashing, (having her 600 pound girlfriend sit on her and sucking up her burps”

by 600PoundStinkyButt June 07, 2023

Squash-Mouth

Drooling over somebody

Squash-Mouth: Oh my God look at Dr. Doe. I'm squash mouthing all over him.

by SuzyQ1 May 29, 2017

Lie Squash

When the lie that your in the middle of telling fails

'There is absolutely, absolutely, no such thing as... MONSTERS!!!' Was such a Lie Squash

by Golden Seagul July 20, 2018

Squash blossom

Sex act between man and woman, where the man is on top and squatting over a laid down person, inserting his penis into her anus vertically

Me and Jane tried the new sex position, squash blossom last night.

by Squeezer420 October 24, 2019

Squash and blanc

Squash and blanc can either be used as a name or as a verb

Squash and blanc
As a Name
- "(*DEEP VOICE*) OMG BLANC SUQASH IS COMING"

as Verb
- "are you blancing?" "yes im squashing the blanc"

- "Hey, are we going to squash today?" "hell yhea *DEEP VOICE* SQUASH BLANC"

by errxr. March 03, 2019