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squanchmaxxing

Becoming a God and maxxing out ones abilities in the act of masturbation while hanging oneself.
Example 1.
"Hey dude, did you hear that Name died while squanching??"
"Yeah man! I heard he was squanchmaxxing so he could show off and rizz his Discord E-Kittens"

Example 2.
To get better at squanching, you need to devote yourself to squanchmaxxing so you can become a God.
by squidelish June 16, 2024
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Squatched

An all encompassing, swiss army knife verb. Synonymous with Smurfing, only nastier.
Brian really squatched up the canoe trip when he mixed up the dates.

Brian finally squatched that broad with the tattoos and the big tits from the bar last night.

Brian squatched a 2-4 of tequila, 6 grams of shrooms, and a couple rock star rails on Sunday. Then he squatched like nobody's business.
by Zanninu April 15, 2024
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Squatch

A multi use verb synonymous to 'smurf', but nastier.
Brian squatched down a bottle tequila and handful on Saturday. He was so squatched that he squatched up his chance to squatch that tattooed bartender with the big tits.
by Zanninu April 16, 2024
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Squintched

An onomatopoeia verb primarily used in reference to ones sphincter.

It refers to both the motion and sound of tightly contracting ones sphincter muscle; clenching ones asshole.
I squintched so hard when that cop turned on his lights, luckily he was after the guy i was passing.
by FreeKatt420 December 27, 2024
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Squatch-Blossom

For me this isn’t to be confused with squash blossom but maybe a new way to look at something in someone.

A squash blossom necklace is often beautiful handmade silver bell flowers or bead with a large intrusive piece at the center. The piece is maybe pretty but not as delicate as what it hangs from.

I fell in love recently after domestic violence ended years ago. He’s not at all what I pictured as he’s very tall, large and furry lol. He’s got a beard, and because of his hair, I started calling him “Squatch”. But he is delicate inside which is what I see. A former marine he’s extremely gruff about in general but he’s in love too and I see it in his beautiful green eyes.

So Squatch-Blossom

A person who is maybe harder on the outside than in inside. Hard for the average person to see but once opened to love, a delicate beautiful , soft soul.
I love my Squatch-Blossom!
by AJ Flowers January 29, 2025
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Squatching

When 4 guys walk into a walk in shower , Buck naked, with one bar of dr squatch, each man takes a turn scrubbing eachother down, and if you drop the soap you must pick it back up with your ass or you get it in the ass.
Hey Tomland, did you and the guys go squatching?

Tomland: yes and it hurts.
by SCOTT$$ March 8, 2025
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Squanch

Bro that’s not Squench, that’s SQUANCH
by A. Covington June 12, 2025
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